It just gets better and better

"Y.J., how did you get that scar on your knee?"

"Oh... well... it's kind of a long story. It involves dirt bikes and the X games and my boyfriend."

"This is going to be a really lame story, isn't it?"

"Um... well, my boyfriend was a big fan of this one really cool biker, so at the X games we went to talk to him and he asked if I wanted to ride his bike... so I got on the bike, but I immediately fell off and cut my knee, and it was bleeding ALL over the place and he told me to go to first aid so I went there and they put a bandage on it... and then you see this scar on my other knee? That's because after I went to first aid I went back and he was like do you still want to ride the bike? and I was like um... okay... because I couldn't say no... and then I got on and fell right off again, and cut my other knee."