"so the other day I went to the store and um... sk8r boi"

"I've been wanting to get back to the 90s recently, so I've been using the words 'cool' and 'sk8r boi' a lot"

"This is the craziest I have ever felt in my life"

"What if you just opened up a tin of sardines and there was one in there wriggling around screaming 'I HATE FAULKNER!' Because you would know that that was me in my next life."

Yes, I'm sure it is...

"Hey, Taryn, did you know that the word 'gullible' is in the dictionary?"

What a waste of a life

(Sitting in room doing homework. YJ holds up an empty, ripped cardboard box.)

"Hey do you need a box?"

"Um, no..."

(YJ looks at the box for a while in silence and walks out of the room, shaking head.)

"What a waste of a box..."

Good Parenting (see post below for explanation)

"When I have kids, I'm going to do this really funny thing where I buy them a huge stuffed animal and hide it under their covers and tell them there's a strange man sleeping there."

Oh... yeah haha that's really um... cute...

"When I was little, my mom was like 'Yoonjee, there's a man in your bed!' and I was like 'WHAT?' and I ran into my room and there was this big shape under the covers and I was really scared and then I lifted it up and there was this huge stuffed animal underneath and it was so cute! I think it should be a Lee family tradition."

Where ARE all your friends?

"When I was nine my mom threw away all of my toys. I was so upset and I cried for ages. I was like, 'WHERE ARE ALL MY FRIENDS?'"

Baby yoonjee

"Like you call me Baby Yoonjee, and Tina calls me Baby yj... why am I always the baby?"

"Just because you're a baby."

"Yeah? Not to actual babies!"

"April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring?"

"Um... showers."

"I want to tell you how I hurt my leg, but I know you'll make fun of me..."

"So when we were in Central Park and we were walking behind your parents, I was looking at Mama O's legs and thinking about how great they are, and I was like, 'Okay, long strides,' and I walked that way all through the park. And the next day my legs really hurt. And they still hurt."

She will tell you it's an inside joke, but it's not.

"I am the happiest duckling in the whole world."

On the song "Baby," by Justin Beiber

"I bet someone just put a gun to Ludacris's head and was like 'RAP FOR JUSTIN BEIBER'S NEW SONG! DO IT!' until he agreed."

Painfully Cool

"No, wait, let's talk about Dragonball!"

She has a point

"I'm going to contact blogspot and tell them that this is cyber bullying."

It doesn't make any more sense when in context, either

"Those Mexicans ain't got nothin' on me."

As long as I get salsa..

"You know what? I AM strong. If I wasn't, how would we ever open all these jars of salsa?"

"Yeah, good point."

"Although, technically, I use the laws of physics to open them..."

It just gets better and better

"Y.J., how did you get that scar on your knee?"

"Oh... well... it's kind of a long story. It involves dirt bikes and the X games and my boyfriend."

"This is going to be a really lame story, isn't it?"

"Um... well, my boyfriend was a big fan of this one really cool biker, so at the X games we went to talk to him and he asked if I wanted to ride his bike... so I got on the bike, but I immediately fell off and cut my knee, and it was bleeding ALL over the place and he told me to go to first aid so I went there and they put a bandage on it... and then you see this scar on my other knee? That's because after I went to first aid I went back and he was like do you still want to ride the bike? and I was like um... okay... because I couldn't say no... and then I got on and fell right off again, and cut my other knee."

Whack-a-mole

"It's like that game where the moles pop out of the holes and you have to hit them with a hammer, and one pops up and you're like yeah! and you hit it, and then two pop up at once and you're like WHAT THE WHATJ!SD?FLKJSL and freak out." (makes violent arm gestures with deranged expression on face)

Bring it on: Fight to the Finish

"They asked me to be a cheerleader, and then after 'Evening of Music and Dance' they politely asked me not to."

Can I say something really weird and you'll promise not to put it on your blog?

"Do you ever wonder what it feels like to be me? Because I sometimes wonder what it feels like to be you... and I walk over to your side of the room, and I just stand there."

Varsity Physics Homework

"Erasing this page is so difficult. I'm like, out of breath, you know? Ah, my arm hurts!"

No.

"Wait, is Justin Bieber coming to Worcester Academy next year?"

April 7

"I don't think Lindsay Lohan should have been so smug about winning... because her car was alive... so... she obviously had an advantage." -yj on "Herbie: Fully Loaded"