"This is the craziest I have ever felt in my life"

"What if you just opened up a tin of sardines and there was one in there wriggling around screaming 'I HATE FAULKNER!' Because you would know that that was me in my next life."

Yes, I'm sure it is...

"Hey, Taryn, did you know that the word 'gullible' is in the dictionary?"

What a waste of a life

(Sitting in room doing homework. YJ holds up an empty, ripped cardboard box.)

"Hey do you need a box?"

"Um, no..."

(YJ looks at the box for a while in silence and walks out of the room, shaking head.)

"What a waste of a box..."

Good Parenting (see post below for explanation)

"When I have kids, I'm going to do this really funny thing where I buy them a huge stuffed animal and hide it under their covers and tell them there's a strange man sleeping there."

Oh... yeah haha that's really um... cute...

"When I was little, my mom was like 'Yoonjee, there's a man in your bed!' and I was like 'WHAT?' and I ran into my room and there was this big shape under the covers and I was really scared and then I lifted it up and there was this huge stuffed animal underneath and it was so cute! I think it should be a Lee family tradition."

Where ARE all your friends?

"When I was nine my mom threw away all of my toys. I was so upset and I cried for ages. I was like, 'WHERE ARE ALL MY FRIENDS?'"